After happily ever after

So, right~ Due to the fact that Christie Wong had been spending a lot and her wallet is currently bleeding profusely, she has finally decided to share this morale-ful story she heard few months back.

Without doubt, I am very sure all of us are pretty familiar, or should I say, mastered the story called 'Cinderella'. Well, if you were to pretend you had forgotten how the story ended, let me refresh your memory in one sentence. Cinderella and prince charming, obviously, got married and live happily ever after. But what were the charming pair facing AFTER happily-ever-after was untold. Puzzled at why I begin this post with 'Cinderella'? Thinking that I may be off topic from my opening post? Wait till you read the story which I am about to post right after this paragraph.

--oo00oo-- The story begins --oo00oo--

Cinderella and prince charming lived a happy married life. Living in a wonderful gold plated mansion with 10 Porsches, and more to come, countless number of butlers and maids and having her father-in-law, whom they nicknamed him 'the King', the president of this big shot company, which will not be stated here due to privacy purposes. Cinderella is dearly loved and respected by many for having known to be the best wife and daughter-in-law any family would love to have. Being treated like an absolute princess and never needed to lift a pinky to do anymore house chores, Cinderella's life sounded absolutely like what any girl would love to have.

Because Cinderella did not get the chance to shop a lot during her unmarried life previously, she can definitely do that now. However, little did people in her neighbourhood know, Cinderella was slowly turning shopaholic. She started spending excessively from purchasing expensive branded goods to flying overseas just to have dinner or lunch or breakfast whenever she liked. She did not stop spending, which got prince charming worried about her condition.

The King soon found out that they are at the verge of having a financial crisis, so he disowned prince charming and Cinderella until Cinderella is willing to snap out of her awful, awful hobby. Now, prince charming had to find a job all by himself but having being the pampered son of the King, there were not many jobs which were suitable for him ('cuz he was stupid and had ZERO skills). So anyway, he got back to his low-cost rented home one night..

Prince: Sigh~ Honey~ I'm home already lo. Boss fired me. My first day of work some more lo.
Cindy: What? Again, ar? Why you so stupid one! Aiyo! Nevermind! Go eat your dinner.
Prince: Sigh~
Cindy: Ouh, by the way, hor. Nah! Letters for you.

*Prince charming opened huge stack of 'letters'*

Prince: WAHLAU! Why so many bills one! What are all these? HA? YOU STUPID WOMAN! You spend again!
Cindy: What? Where got! I buy only things I really need lo ok!
Prince: You need bust enhancer for what? No one will look at you anymore lo ok, you stupid woman!
Cindy: *Pissed*
Prince: Wahlau! You think we don't have enough bills now izit? You SIAO ZAR BO! You think I can pay ar? I don't have a steady job with good pay lo ok! And you lazy pig don't want to work!
Cindy: Fine lo! I will go look for work tomorrow lo! I will find a job with good pay and you will shut up!

*And they both went to bed angry that night*

But unfortunately for Cinderella, because of her tainted reputation, she can no longer find a decent job. So she ended up washing dishes behind the Kopitiam's kitchen. Prince charming started working and juggled a job in the day and one at night. Life became harder for the both of the legendary super power couple.

*One day, Cinderella had a flashback*

Cindy: (In deep thoughts) If that time I didn't spend so much, so uncontrolably, ah-pa (the King) won't kick us out lo. Why did I spend so much that time leh? Hai~ How stupid I was that time. If I listen to ah-bi (Prince charming) and don't spend on unncessary things, we will probably still get to live in a decent average home and ah-bi will probably get a decent job, lo. Hai~

*The couple got home together one night*

Cindy: Bi~ I'm sorry. I was stupid lo before. *Cries*. Bi, lets go back to ah-pa and ask for forgiveness. I learned my lesson already lo Bi. Sobs. Poor you. Sniff. Look at your head. It is already balding lo. And it is all my fault. Sob.
Prince: *Smiles* It is ok la Bi (short for Baby). Nevermind. Lets go ask ah-pa in the morning, k?

*They cuddled each other to bed and for once, they got to bed angryless*

King: UUUUIIIIHHHHHHHH???? What are you two doing here?
Cindy: Ah pa~ I am sorry. I will not repeat what I did before. Please let us back here with you, can? Sobs. I promise if I spend on unnecessary stuff again I will kick myself out. I learned my lesson already, ah-pa. Please forgive me.
King: *Easily touched* Sniff. Sobs. Come in. Sob. Ouh I miss you two so much lo. Sob.
Cindy: Sobs. I will tell this lesson to the child when she is out from my tummy. Sobs.
King: *Surprised* HA? You pregnant ar? HAHAHAHAHAHA! *hugged Cinderella* Ah boy! You worked hard ha! *winked at prince charming*.

--oo00oo-- The end --oo00oo--

That is the end of the story. Now you will see how it linked to my opening post. I heard of this story months back. Now I am going to share it because I am sure Cinderella wants all of us to know the lesson she learned. And from August onwards, Christie will fast from spending and shopping and buying unnecessary stuff for one month. Hey~ one month is torture enough ok when mega sales are not even over yet! Sigh~

*CHRISTIE WILL BE FASTING FROM SHOPPING FOR ONE MONTH*

EXTREME Bee-Ai-Em-Bee-Ou-Ess!!

Okay~ Lets start with the usual opening..

So, there was this one fine day, well, okay~ not exactly fine. It was a drizzly noon last semester. Not at all heavy. More or less insignificant little droplets. INSIGNIFICANT!!! I parked my beautiful, white, shiny PORSCHE in the school parking lot, which right after that, I started my journey in little princess's steps towards my classroom along the lovely shady walkway from the parking lot. In front of me, by the side of the pillars of the walkway, were a guy (Guy 1) and a girl (Girl B). Running towards them frantically was another girl and we shall call her 'Girl A'.

(Looking at Girl A);
Girl B: Ouh! There she is. Finally!
Guy 1: Hahaha~

(Girl A was running nearing);
Girl A: *Squeals* EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! EW EW EW EW EW EW EW!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: *Purely puzzled* What? What disgusting thing did you see? Where? Where?
Girl B: What is it? What is it?
Girl A: EW EW EW EW EW!!! *squeals helplessly*

(Girl A finally reached the pillar where Girl B and the guy stood);
Guy 1: So, what is it? What happened?
Girl B: OUHHH!! *caught on and answered in a very matter-of-fact tone* It's the rain. Like, Ew!
Girl A: I know, right? *flicking away teeny tiny droplets of raindrops* ERGH!!!! EW~~~~~~~
Guy 1: ......................

And THAT was the end of a bimboful last semester. Which, now, we will come to a new semester.

Today, is my 2nd class in campus for the FIRST study week of the 13-weeks-semester. Little did I know, the SAME TWO BIMBS came out of the same lecture as I was and was walking just right behind me. Today (do take note) is an EXTREMELY SUNNY and fine day. Not the slightest drop of rain in sight nor felt. In the same spot of the walkway.......

Girl A: Ou My GAWD!!! We are, like, walking out! And, Ou My Gawd! It is, like, so SUNNY!
Girl B: Like, yea! I know, right~
Girl A: Wait! Let me take out my shades. And, ou f**k! Where is my lotion?
Guy 2: Didn't you put that thing on you already just now?
Girl A: Like, yea! So? It is f**king sunny right now! Ergh~
Girl B: Grossed out!
Guy 2: What the! It is not even piercing heat! It's a nice sunny weather after the rain!
Girl A: *Shocked* Do you know how many people DIED because of skin cancer?
Guy 2: What? *Laughed out REALLY loud* Then, just DIE la you!
Narrator: Ouch~
Girl A: Yerh! So bad lo you! *Hits guy*
Guy 2: What the f**k! What was that for?
Girl B: *Giggles*
Girl A: *Giggles*

And THAT is the end of another bimboful story I would ABSOLUTELY LOVE to remember and tell my future kids and their future kids and to be carried down the family line.

To my dear Chee Chak..

Dear Chee Chak,

Hey, how are you? Its been a while since I've heard from you. How have you been? I am doing well here. How is everything back home? Are you having fun running the whole country by yourself? Is everything going great and fruitful? The peasants, the harvests, the blue bloods, well, the kingdom.

Okay! Time to cut the crap. Enough of introductions. So, dear Chee Chak, I made up my mind to post a 'letter' and dedicating it to you here. I do not know why I did this but I just thought that at times when your 'disease' starts acting up, I am hoping this will help cool your temperature down a little. Well, 'cuz you know, you are cuckoo at times *toothy grin*.

..~~oo00oo~~..

Dear Chee Chak, I had a sudden mood to write you something here right after you told me about your fruitful breakfast event. I was excited. I was happy for the both of you. Well, at least the both of you let out mutual feelings for each other. But knowing you, when something good comes your way, you will start to doubt and thinking about having dark, evil, thunderry clouds hidden behind it. Therefore, I am going to bet on the fact that after having to tell me the happy event which happened over the breakfast table, you will start to wonder if this is really meant to happen, if this person is who you want to be with and will this person be the one person who is different from the rest you have met before.

Honestly, Chee Chak, I, too, doubt if this person really share the mutual feeling you have for this person. But, after what you had told me, I can be 99% confident that this person, though annoying enough to say this, is genuinely in love with you (p/s: I am leaving 1% out because I can not give you full marks. *smiles*). As you know, this person is a blockhead. A hardheaded, stubborn, egoistical and a cold-rock! It is very likely that whoever was to hear about this story of yours will decipher this person as a prat who only wants things done his way and is hard to be forced into doing something he does not want to. This, Chee Chak, may sound like a bad quality. Well, actually, it IS a bad quality. But, try looking at it in a different perspective. You will see a good quality in it, 'cuz being this stupidly stubborn, when this person does give responses or apologizes or shows TLC, they are sincere. Yin and Yang, right? ^^

Also, Chee Chak, I want to tell you that, I am pretty much guessing that you are still not convinced about this. You will argue that everytime you tried to be cheery or tried to bring him to respond to your conversation, you will not get the result or reply you want. That is because, Chee Chak, you are asking for too much and think too far ahead. Knowing you, you will probably start planning on what to ask and picture how the conversation will go from there. DON'T! 'Cuz if you did not get that reply you pictured, even if he gives a positive respond, you will perceive it as a negative.

Dear Chee Chak, I hope you know that it is not easy for blockheads to open up to someone else that much. Your blockhead did. It is something you should be proud of. When opportunity comes knocking, grab it. You may like it or you may not like it in the end, but at least you took the opportunity to give both of you a chance to try it once more. Giving it a go will not harm. Who knows, things may turn out better than we thought. So what if the characters and attitudes are different. You two have a similar feeling. Isn't that something to be pleased about? You said that you will learn to go with the flow. If you give up when the flow is coming in, that is like going AGAINST the flow. Why pushing it away when this comes in like fate?

You will probably argue that you do not know how you two can stay together. Why do you want to hastily think of that now, when neither of you really did get to know each other? Do not try to be a psychic for yourself. It is not healthy. Have fun with it. The process is the fun part. You will grow with the process. It will be a stupid decision and extremely hasty to just let go when you both, now, knew of each others feelings. You are only scaring yourself. You may be scared of getting yourself hurt. But, like I said, that is a process. You can not just have a 100% flawless relationship. You need rain before rainbow! Roses need thorns to grow beautifully! If you want this, then fight for it! Do not let go! Screw what other people might say. Do not let your own 'issues' or let his attitude stop you both from going further. You do not have a third eye, you know. You do not put an end to your fairytale just like that without having to write out the body of the story.

I, of course, may be wrong. But, I am truly happy when I heard about the breakfast event. You can continue doubting anything you want, of course. I will not try and stop you. But, if you do not try going into it, you will never know what you are missing out. You may even accidentally gave up on a chance towards a happy beginning. You DO remember how stupidly we were when we were young to let go of many good opportunities, right?

Chee Chak! Just go with it! Why fight with opportunities which comes your way? Go and give it a try and have fun!

SCREW YOUR ISSUES!!!

Give it a go and do not worry about anything nor try to control yourself or try to b someone you are not while you are giving it a try. Trust me! You will have fun with it. And in return, that person will, too, have fun. Why stop the fun at the breakfast event? GO and CREATE MORE memories for the both of you! Come on! You can do better than stopping here. DO us PROUD! You know what you should do from there! You have your answer with you! You just need more confirmations and approvals. And I will tell you now! YOU DO NOT NEED CONFIRMATIONS AND APPROVALS! This is YOUR relationship! Not any of us. Only you know this person better than any of us. Do trust in yourself. Do not always bring yourself down to a low lifeless state! That is not why he likes you! He DOES like you for who you are. Have some faith in this blockhead.

And THOSE are all I have to type for now. If I go on and on any longer, I can publish this in booklet form. BUCK UP! WE ARE ROOTING FOR YOU! XOXOXOXOXOXOXO!!!!