Christie's flushes of pride!!

Ok! Been a true environmentalist for the past 2 weeks now. So this freaking presentation better be a real kick a** one! HOOTS!

And this little poster below?

YEA! CHRISTIE CREATED THAT HERSELF!

Of course, she saved a couple of images from a couple of sources. But she DID stick them together and did this and that and then, VOILA!! A whole new and different creation created!! I am SOOOOO very proud of myself (and am TOTALLY NOT ASHAMED to admit that!) and therefore, I MUST AT LEAST SHOW THIS FRIGGING THING OFF!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *Evil laughters*

P/S: NO! I AM NOT KIDDING! I SO TOTALLY DID THAT MYSELF! *more evil laughters*

P/P/S: To the wonderful sources I got the pictures from and totally transformed them into something new, I want to honorably THANK all of you! THANK YOU!

P/P/P/S: PEOPLE!! I totally did not do this and let it go to waste, right~ That will be absolutely daft of me. No way, jose~ So..

DO YOUR PART PEOPLE!! SAVE EARTH!! STOP GLOBAL WARMING!! EVEN A FREAKING TINY ACT OF HEROISM AND MAJESTICALLY SAVING EVEN A MINUTE OF ENERGY BY EACH OF US WILL MAKE A MASSIVE DIFFERENCE!!

Do you believe in magic

Ok. No matter how boring these may sound to you guys, I will still have to post something about these stuff.

Ever since we were infants till toddler-hood till rebelling teenage-hood till the time we are a fully grown adult, "Happily Ever After~" will usually be the ending of a romantic fairytale or a romantic story. And whoever can forget quotes such as 'Love At First Sight' or 'Nothing Is Impossible' or 'Opposites Attract' or 'Chivalry Is Dead' or 'What Is Yours Is Yours' and the list goes on and on and on.

For a whole month of March, there were numerous stories told to me and scenes witnessed by me which is a real eye-opener for me to see how skeptical I was towards these famous sayings. Ok. Not all of them. I am still not convinced with 'love at first sight'. Maybe 'love at first sight - regrets come after' will convince me but otherwise, nope!


'HAPPILY EVER AFTER' only happens in fairytales, no? NO! Ok~ I agree that we may not know what happened to Cinderella or Snow White AFTER their wedding ceremony in the hands of their fated Prince Charmings. In the REAL WORLD, happily-ever-afters do exist. Well, everyone has an option. They can choose whether to stay happy or otherwise. Planned well and smooth-easy-goingness and everyday will be a Valentines Day for you. Since fairytales are told one-sidedly, who knows what might happen if the witches or enchanted magical evil creatures planned their way through well enough, like maybe using their magic powers or potion to make them eternally beautiful or clean their property or communicate with little cute creatures like Sleeping Beauty and Princess Giselle, the witches themselves might even ended up with someone handsome and live happily ever after!!!!!!!

Most of us tends to keep the memory of the past relationships so tightly that it is close to impossible to start and accept a new relationship. Yes, it is hard to let go. But if it is meant to be, it is meant to be. It is like keeping a bird in a cage. The pitiful creature, tied up unable to fly freely and tweet with other feathered friends of its. Let it go for once, if it flies back to u, it is meant to be yours. If it does not, then why force it to come back and lock it with you. Of course I am not just saying these for the sake of saying it. I have full and strong proofs that 'what is yours is yours' is real and a solid statement. In short, I will definitely not pass this bragging-chance to tell the world that MY COUSIN IS GETTING ENGAGED TO THE SAME WONDERFUL MAN AFTER 3 YEARS OF A BREAK UP! WOOTS! *jumps around in extreme excitement*.

Also, CHIVALRY is definitely not quite as dead in today's era as we think it is. I will dedicate this part to this friend of mine whom, even though it did not work out the way intended, faced the defeat ever-so admirably. Not giving up, he did a number of things to honor the doodette he likes. Showering her with poetry, loves, gifts and treating her like a princess.

Ok. After all those, this is actually the main highlight of this post.

'Nothing is impossible'. Mixing something totally different, you may ended up getting something totally new and beautiful.

A number of you might know what happened exactly for me to post about these stuff. How two truly different people can ended up being together. I am definitely not talking the religion way. But in terms of personality, capability, performances, mentally and physically differences, and yet, they fell in love with each other and without hesitation (literally WITHOUT hesitation) they got together and totally shocked the circle (it did, didn't it!!!! WAHAHAHAHA!!). They ARE both different from appearance, tastes, emotionally, mentally, personality, characteristics, basically EVERYTHING about the pair of them are different. None matched each other in fact. Yet, they definitely must have found something possibly similar between them which attracted them towards each other. They are truly a pair of 'opposites attract'. I DID NOT MAKE THIS UP! IT IS CLOSE TO IMPOSSIBLE TO MAKE THESE STUFFS UP! I swear in the name of the many beautiful CAKES that all these are true.

Yin and Yang truly lived up to their names. Black and White. Gold and Silver. Cats and Dogs. I could not say it more. It is definitely indescribable. But my eyes were truly and magnificently opened the day the news was told to me. I was regretful how unconvinced I was towards the 'opposites attract' statement. But now, only now, that I truly understand how wrongly I have misjudged the statement *dramatic*. I, Christie Wong, hereby, totally and truthfully and solemnly accept this statement to be the truest statement of all. Thank you!

P/s: The picture above~ That is a bull and a pig. Their babies will be called 'bullets' or shorter, little 'pugs'. The end!

Something different about me..

Ok~!

Here goes!

As promised (to you-know-who-you-are *smirks*), I will dedicate a post about the interesting presentation I will soon be doing this coming Monday in my Managerial Communication class. We (my tutorial mates and I) are to prepare, bring and present 4 objects which signify each and everyone of us. It is pretty much like 'show and tell'.

1. Object 1: An item which people recognises me as or associate me with or will think of me when they see that item.
2. Object 2: An item which shows a hidden area or a hidden personality of yourself.
3. Object 3: An item which a relative or a close friend will describe you with.
4. Object 4: An item chosen from a partner in class on how he/she percepts you.
   

So, obviously, without hesitation, I did the object 3 right after tasks were given out. So this is what the Bestie described me as: A COLOURFUL LOLLIPOP! Reason being: Christie is colourful and cheers her up like how a lollipop can cheer a little kid up *smiles*. So Object 3 was settled in less than an hour.

Next, out of curiousity, I asked the close friend back hometown. To my surprise, this is how she described me as: A Clown! *LAUGHS!!* Reason being: I am funny and I cheer people around me up. Kinda like brightening up the atmosphere and stuff. Hehehehe. (Sorry, girl! But I could not stop laughing when you told me that! HAHAHA!)
It was then I told the other close friend back hometown about the Clown which she laughed her a** off and totally overly enjoying the moment imagining me in a red nose, cycling and juggling and wearing McDonald's yellow shoes! As soon as she stopped laughing, she told me her point of view. This is what she describe me as: Bunny and Fluffy = Fluffy Bunny. Reason being: Fluffiness due to the fact I am overly crazy about cute stuffs and Bunny due to the fact that bunnies are innocent creatures and to her, I am extremely innocent.

Since I need only 1 object for each task, I proceed to survey and ask a few more friends on what kind of item or object they will recognised me instantly and associate me with. Task: Object 1.

Here are some answers I received.

• CAKES! Why? Just because I will go extremely hyper and absolutely adore cakes. Therefore, to some, when they see or eat or buy an extremely lovely decorated and delicious cake, 'Christie' will popped up in their minds.
• STARBUCKS! Why? Just because I am a Starbucks hardcore fan and an addict. To some of them, from the fact I always choose Starbucks Coffee to study or to finish up my assignment or plainly just to hang out and chit chat, they associate me with Starbucks Coffee.
• TEDDY! To most of my mates, teddies = Christie. Undeniably, I am a fan. I tend to squeeze or cuddle any cute teddies in any gift shops.
• ICE CREAMS! I have close mates telling me that the only way to keep me less hyper and to be less bouncy and annoying and to avoid me singing and dancing and jumping around while hanging out with them in malls (in short: a way to control Christie's annoying habits), is by feeding ice creams to me while walking in malls. Due to the fact that I will be fully concentrated on the ice cream and I will forget about my dancing, moving around and singing.
• FOOD! You will notice by now that people tend to associate me with anything to do with food. For some, instead of categorising which food group I am into, they gave up and associate me with anything to do with food in general. During my study times in KL, this is what my mates will hear from me all the time "I'm hungry~~~~" and off we will go to hunt for food!
• LOVEY-DOVIES! To a few of my friends who knew, I had been listening and taking in too many love stories since like I-can't-even-remember.
• BUBBLES! Reason being: Christie-is-BUBBLY! LOL!
• This is long. A CHOCOLATE BROWNIE WITH VANILLA ICE CREAM! The reason is interesting too. Reason: Christie is sweet (vanilla ice cream) yet she is mysterious in some ways (melty chocolate brownie). LOL!!

Isn't it interesting to know what and how different people will have a different perception of you and your personality and your character? So you readers! Give it a try. You will be very amazed to hear what answers you will be getting. At some point it is boosting and motivating and the results can help you change and improve yourself *smiles*

And with that, I shall end this post here!

Have a freaking hopping day!! HOOTS!!

P/S: That is a photo of a hopping bunny from behind!

Happy birthday, Girl!!

Dear Sa *^3^*,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Hehehehe!! Though Jule and I are not back in KK to celebrate your big day with you but we will not forget your special day. I'll bet you had lotsa fun! How are you feeling on this very special day? Isn't it great to feel like a young lady? A real young adult? Hehehehe! Well, since you are not here to celebrate with us and we are not there to celebrate it with you in person, this blog post will be dedicated especially for you. Though it is nothing big or special but it is your post now. Hehehehehehe.

Eventhough we were not that close during high school times, but I am truly glad I did get to know you when we were in primary school and got to be really good friends now. You are a treasure. A real keep. So, unfortunately for you, I will be one of the girl whom will be bugging you crazily for the rest of your life! MUAHAHAHAHHAHAAH!! You still remember how we use to have like recess meeting at our little meeting spot around the freaking big tree in primary school? *laughs* That was funny la~ How we played, bitched and had bitter-sweet moments with the rest of our little 'gang' then, or should I say 'little family tree'. Then, something happened in between where we got split up into two groups. HAHAHAHAHA!! Those were the silly little kids days~ But I am really glad I get to be part of your circle now and how incredibly fast all four of us just cliqued together.

Well, I will not type too many corny and mushy stuff. But just remember, no matter where we all go or which path all of us get separated and chose to go, we will definitely be the best of friends. Have a great day today, girl!!! A new year up ahead of you!!!!!! May dreams and wishes come true today for you!!! LOVE YOU!!!

And!!!

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Happy 1st anniversary.. in advance! *^3^*

To you readers who have no clue what this is about, let me do the honors by telling you what this is all about. Well, my wonderful buddy, partly-sister, bestie, the person who managed to influence and plays a big part in my life, Julie Chaw Chui Yee (dang! it reli rhymes! LOL!) and the man who captured her big, lovable heart, Issie, will be celebrating their first ever and one year anniversary soon on the 14th of March, 2009 *beaming with pride*. No~ they are not married, yet. This is their first year dating anniversary. Ok~ to some of you it may sound like not much of a big deal, but it is to me and I am determine to let the world know about it just because I am excited for them! Nyeh!!>.<

Dear Yee,
How are you feeling? Excited? Ecstatic? Blissful? Totally very very in love? *smiles* (I am making this sound as though you are getting married aren't I? LOL!) Well, I am very excited for you and I can't describe how very excited I am for you. I still remember the first time you told me about this particular man, your feeling and stuff. How you experienced every flavour imaginable before entering this whole relationship. Bitter, sweet, sour, spicy, sometimes odd and funky, etc. How you have little jitters and got lost along the way. I am very very glad you found your way about now. Well, things might go a little rough ahead but, what the heck! With this man by your side, you will not have a problem going through it. Of course, you have all of us, too, to push you ahead but with this man by your side, more than half the war is won already!! So what if there is a hole on the path you are walking on right now, right? The hole in your path can be fixed and beutified without problem (if Malaysian roads can do it, so can your road!) But, ouh well~ whatever to that for now. In the mean time, just kick back, relax and enjoy it, am I right? *smiles* One year! Can you believe what a long way you went through? It seemed as though it was only a month ago you told me you are going to give yourself and your life a chance to do what you want and not something which is traditionally planned! I am still very proud of you! I'll bet you learn alot of stuff through this, right? A true eye-opener, isn't it? Well, to tell you the truth, even though I supported you in this, I DID wonder if you will change and will be obsessed with your relationship. You didn't! So, no worries! You are handling like a pro! *laughs* Well, I won't write too very long. I just wanna tell you how very proud I am of you! WUV YOU!!!! XOXO!!

Dear Issie,
Yea~ There is a little note for you, too! (Bangga tak? *^^*) Well, I don't have anything much to say, though. Because, seriously, if I go on with a long one~ I can really come up with an essay. Anyway, back to the topic. Like I mentioned before, I did not know who you were then so I could not judge you well. But yea~ I DID judge you in some ways which I, Christie Wong, hereby openly apologise to Issie that I did think you were not a good fella, then. No kidding! I did not like the sound of you, then (jeng jeng jeng!!!!!). But when I first chatted with you (the first time I talked to you was through MSN right? Did i remember wrongly? No, right?) and through the way you talk about Julie and the many things you did and tried to do, I sorta knew I judged you too fast and was very wrong about stating you as a not-so-great-of-a-dood. It was, then, I was extremely determined to not let your silly girl lose a great dood like you. I am very glad she did not. I have full faith that you will not do anything which will make her cry badly (unless she is surprised and cried tears of joy, la~ that will be an entirely different story~) and I am sure she thinks the same, too. Just look at her blissful expression on her face whenever she talks to you, about you and when she is with you. You may not know this but do you remember the first time the 3 of us went out together just because I said "the bestie has to meet the dood "? Her face was glowing and after knowing her for like so long~ that was the first time I get to see that kinda look on her face! LOL!! I am very happy for the both of you!! *squeals in excitement and runs around like a blonde bimbo*.

Dear both of you *^^*,
I know~ this post is corny. I do not know why I do it but I just now I want to do it and I DID it! There! Apparently bragging about this through the mouth is not enough~ HAHAHAHA!! Ouh~ This is not your anniversary gift if that is what you two are thinking! No no no~ Your gift will be something ENTIRELY different. It will not be something big. It will be cheap la~~~~~~~ I'll just have to hope you two will like it. Well, not like there is any choice for the both of you. Not-liking-it is not in the option actually. Whatever you two will be getting, even if you two do not like it, you two will have to, well not will-have-to, MUST pretend to be surprised and pretend to like it for the sake of me maximising my self satisfaction. Deal? *smirks* Ok~ I do not know how long this post is really going to be if I really continue yapping. So, here I will end this post. And!!!!!

HAPPY FIRST ANNIVERSARY!!!!

Sie's aims..

After working, like say, for a week, I had totally decided that i will be thankful and will fully enjoy my soon-to-start-again new semester in campus. However, even though I might dislike sitting in the work-cubicle doing absolutely nothing at all, the good thing about this is that I sit around, doing nothing for the whole 8 hours and get my pay. Definitely no complains there.

Ok. Lets see. What shall I use my 2 months worth of pays on.

Things to invest in (See~ I am using the 'invest' term~):
1. Levi's Boot-Cut Jeans.
2. PSP (Under consideration though)
3. Dinner with mom and dad and I am paying!
4. A whole new wardrobe.
5. Sissy shoes!!!
6. Accessories for my white baby.
7. Erm~ Ok. No more. For now that is~ List will be constantly updated if needed. *Smirk!*

Ok! Done with my how-to-spend-my-2-months-worth-of-working-allowances list. I shall start with the usual list of what-I-want-for-christmas list. Ok~ Rename. What-I-aim-for-christmas list.

Oh~ Nah~ I am just kidding~ I just want peace and happiness and joyful harmony to fill the world this christmas *angelic expression with holy hymns complete with halo and angel wings*

Bleh! That is not going to happen. Ok~ Maybe I will add that in the list, too. But I am a material girl living in a material world. There! I admitted it! WOOTS!

Dear SANTA, I am being honest. That makes me a good girl this year. And I have a few teeny tiny things I would love to have. Thank you, SANTA! *Sweet innocent smiles across the face*.

Lets see~
1. Sony Dcam.

2. A wardrobe full of lovely clothings.

3. Lotsa lotsa pictures to fill up my album.

4. Christie's little wishes which no one knew about.

5. A ring bought at Tiffany's, a lovely pair of Jimmy Choo, a gorgeous Vera AWang's, a loaded bank account.

6. -Coming Soon-

See~ Those are not that hard to get aren't they. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy. *More angelic smiles*

Goodness! I just realised that my christmas list got shorter! You lucky people! Just because I am capable of using my own funds now. BUT NO WORRIES PEOPLE! You will be showering me with lotsa gift, uh~ I meant, loves next year like normal again! *MORE innocent looking smiles!!!*

Disclaimer: This post is for Christie's own reference (for the how-to-spend-my-2-months-worth-of-working-allowances list). *MORE SMIRKS!* This is due to the fact that she is extremely bored now and felt like posting a blog post just because she needs to update her post.

Violet's infected with an odd viral disease!

Today: Wednesday, 12.09 a.m.
Location: Violet's royal chamber.
Issue: Pitiful viral infection.

This is how the story will begin.. Violet used to look like this when she had not begin her relationship with the dood called Tacks Bu-Ouk.. An exotic fella he was..

Slowly.. with the lacking of sleeps and her sweet sugary and yummy dosages and LOADS of hugs~ And too much of Tacks' corny jokes~ She slowly.. Evolved.. Day by day.. And this was how she looked like [picture below].. The process was a painful venture.. They called the process.. None other than.. The still-testing Pandafication.. Deadly! Little did she know, that Tacks infected with the virus and only he can spread this infectious, incurable disease! Ouh, how she trusted him~

The final stage.. After a period of time.. If the specimen has not dump and forget bout Tacks.. Psychologically, mentally and emotionally, the specimen will, then, suffer the severe and obvious symptoms of the viral infection.. The specimen will turn weak and a decreasing-in-size eyes all because of the attention Tacks needed day and night, 24/7 a week which causes lack of a lot of sleeps.. The specimen will, then, turned cranky and whatever and whenever the specimen wanted to say or do.. Please take note that most of the time, the actions, may they be verbally or visibly, do not make much sense..

The end.. *X-files' theme begins to play.. Slowly fading away..*

Whoops~

A month passed by and no updates from this rustifying blogspot! Well~ Ain't blogging till finals are over! WOOTS!!

Hugs and kisses! Loves and misses! <3<3<3

The Final Showdown..

It was a dark and windy night. I was in my studies, watching moving pictures, which they named it as 'ANIME', after a fine dinner. I was popping coffee-taste candies into my mouth while having a peaceful and pensive hour.

It was then, I knew, I was not safe. It appeared in front of me. Right on me. I knew a day like this will come. But it had never occurred to me that it came so soon. Undeniably, I was stunned. I was petrified. I was scared. I was ALONE. But I know I have to face this. I have to face my fear someday.

My mind was in a mess. I could not think. I did not react fast enough. The ENEMY came towards me and attacked me first. I was down. It was rough. The enemy backed off. Leaving itself space to dodge if I tried to use sudden attacks. What should I do? I thought to myself. I knew I had to stay calm.

Slowly, very slowly, I moved. I came up. I stood firm on the ground I was standing at. I knew I had to do this alone (well, partly due to the fact there was no one else in the room except me). The enemy saw me moved. It jumped. The enemy got nervous. My strong will shook it a little. I had my advantage, then. It was open. I could have plunged in and bring it down. Slowly, I took my first weapon. It saw what I was doing.

Neither of us moved. We were staring at each other. I was looking sternly at it with clear slight fear in my eyes. The enemy was looking at me, clearly noticing my fear and, with no doubt, was its advantage, its chance.. its opening. I was trapped. One wrong move, I might be down again. I moved a step forward. It moved to the side. Standing still again, I made a sudden move. I ATTACKED!

Unfortunately, the enemy was quick. It managed to dodge. Feeling its satisfaction and proud of itself, feelings it laughing with its purely evil and hateful laugh at me, I took up my second weapon. I ATTACKED! The weapon hit where it was standing. I could not see. It was dark. I could not see if it got hits. But, in vain, it cowardly went into hiding.

It was gone. But I knew I could not loosen up. I knew I was not safe until it ended. I knew I had to stay alert. I felt insecure. Who can come to my rescue? I thought to myself, again. I felt hopeless. I wanted to give in. I was scared. It did not appear. I knew it was watching my every move. It was waiting for an opportunity to ambush me.

Alas, I let my guard down. It tried to escape. It stealthily slithered pass me. But, fortunately, I saw it. It was stunned. I knew, one day, my NINJA trainings will come to use one day. It was thanks to my SENSEI whom taught me the art of feeling the AURA of the enemy.

I stood up! It tried to slither back quickly to its hide out. I took my weapon. I ATTACKED! I MISSED! It picked up pace from the miss. I did not give up. I can not give up! In quick reflexes, I took up my weapon. I SHOT! IT HIT! The enemy was down.

It was then, I muster all my courage and bravery. I went nearer to the fallen enemy which was striving to get up. I looked at it without the slightest mercy in my eyes. I knew VICTORY was in my hand. I took my last weapon. I let out the last hit. The final hit. Like a SAMURAI, the enemy bowed down with respect of itself. I swung the hit. I did it.

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I SQUISHED THAT BIG FAT STRIPED HAIRY SPIDER!! WOOTS!!!

CHEERS!!! WOOHOO!!!

Questions?

Hey, Gang!

Upon at the verge of killing my assignment in front of me, I have decided to take a break and blog a little. Been hearing random questions asked by a bunch of middle-school girls. It is interesting to see the competitions formed between girls. So anyway, I was wondering about the many questions people (been eavesdropping) asked. Somewhat, there are basic questions which are mysteriously unanswerable.

BUT! Before all of that:

Disclaimer: This post is generally stating what MOST of the people in this current era will answer. NOTE: MOST! And 'MOST' does not have the same meaning and is not equivalent to 'ALL' or 'ALMOST ALL'. Christie Wong is not liable for any misinterpretations made by readers. Note: Under the 'useful and popular replies', they are smart answers [some]. So do not go thinking that it is offending you. Under 'reasons being', the main point of this is to clarify why is the question mysteriously unanswerable. And Christie is hereby admitting that these are all by her only! This is her blog and she will state what she wants to state no matter how brainless, unknowledgeable and stupid they can be. Cheers. *^^*

Special Occasions:
Question 1: What do you want for your birthday?
Description: Usually asked when birthdays of the 'asked' are around the corner.

Reasons being: 1) You will be seen as greedy and shameless to the enquirer (well, depending on their personality and mentality, too). 2) You might not get it. So why answer? 3) You might get it. But where is the surprise? 4) You might get it. And it may be only something close to what you want. 5) You will plainly feel uncomfortable answering that question just because everyone else will ask you that EVERY BIRTHDAY season. 6) You do not see the point of telling.
Useful and popular replies: 1) Anything, la~ 2) No need, la~ 3) Ha? I dunno oso o~ 4) Surprise me.

Question 2: So what did you get for christmas?
Description: Usually asked by 'kepoh' aunties to any younger-than-thems.
Reason being: Curious and plainly wanted to befriend the 'asked'.
Useful and popular replies: Erm~ Gifts?

Question 3: How much angpau did you collect? (Also asked: How much angpau MONEY did you collect?)
Description: Either to start a conversation when long-time-no-see time or want to compare (with utmost do-not-know-what-reason) or plainly want to ask and know and be done with.
Reason being: Usually interpreted as "why you want to know? You want me to spend lunch (options: dinner or breakfast) is it?" (note: the misinterpretations are usually never voiced out.) or just because one feels it is unimportant to inform others about the amount.
Useful and popular replies: Just enough to survive the month lo~ / Ok la~ / Definitely not as much as yours la (usable with or without knowledge of how much the other party collected) / Why you want to know ar? (used in a slightly soft tone to avoid offending the other party). Cheeky answers: Oh! How much angpau I collected? I think around 10 (optional) packets only. (Note: usually ends with an almost innocent and cheeky smile).

General Situations:
Question 4: So where / what do you want to go / eat for breakfast / lunch / dinner?
Description: Asked when in hungry situation (a.k.a.: hunger strikes.)
Reasons being: Too many choices / Not hungry / I want to eat this but I do not think you will want to have it / You choose, I describe / Out of manners / You pick. I am OK with anything. You are fussier and pickier (note: usually not voiced out.)
Useful and popular replies: Anything, la (alternative: Anything oso can la~) / You choose la. I am OK with anything. / I can't decide la. You choose la. (which will sometimes be continued with "ha? Why you wanna eat there / that?").

Academics:
Question 5: Have you finished your assignment / homework / thesis?
Description: Asked either as a greeting and an opening conversation or when plainly and genuinely wanted to know if the 'asking' is nearing the deadline.
Reason being: The 'asked' will think that the 'asking' will want to have a look at it and assuming that the 'asking' has a scanning-machined eyes and print out what the 'asking' had read into another piece of paper and make it his / her own.
Useful and popular replies: Ha? Er~ Why ar? / Oh! I finished already (and when asked "can I take a look at question 3?") Oh! I have not done that question yet. / Oh! I handed in already (note: question is "have you finished your assignment / homework / thesis" which carries basic answers such as "Yes" or "No") / Eh! Ouh My GAWD! I lost my pen! (or anything which comes in mind to divert the question).

Question 6: Can you teach me how to answer this particular question?
Description: Asked when one does not know how to answer a question.
Reason being: This question is usually interpreted as "can you give me your answer?".
Useful and popular replies: Oh! I dunno how to do oso o. What was it again ar? (tip: it is a useful diversion to ask the 'asking' back.) / Overlapping with the answer to Question 3: Ha? Er~ Why ar? / Another overlap: Oh! I have not done that question yet. / Er. Sorry ya. I dunno oso. Ask XX la~ (which is odd because the 'asked' mentioned he/she does not know how to answer the question and yet knew who to ask.)

Question 7: So what marks did you get?
Description: Asked during post-test or post-finals or post-assignments to either compare marks or asked out of manners to start and continue a conversation.
Reason being: Question is usually interpreted as "I want to know because if yours is lower, I'll be happy" or plainly because "I don't wanna know your marks and I won't bother telling you mine".
Useful and popular replies: Ok la~ *smiles and zipped* / It's Ok~ (what is the difference? The first one is informal reply while the second is a formal reply.) / Oh! I passed. / Not as good as yours la of coz~ (usually ends with a forceful short laugh) / OkOk only la~ (What is the difference? This reply has a double Ok stating that the result is averagely good or averagely moderate. Note: There is no averagely bad.)

Well? Is there anymore? I could not think of any. Well, SHARING IS CARING! Share some here and er.. Yea~ Share some here. *^^* REMINDER: I am not liable for any imaginary-offense and hereby, openly state that I use some replies in these post for some questions as well. There you go~